No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THEY WERE TOO BUSY: Odd, surely, that if Lisa Scott-Lee had signed a million quid deal with MTV to make a British newlyweds, she'd even consider the next round of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. And yet there she is, on the rumour list, along with Michelle Heaton from Liberty X, Emma B (the pointless model, not the pointless Radio One dj), Anne Charleston and - oddly - Nathan Moore. Nathan, you'll recall, claimed he only pleaded guilty to kerb crawling in a bid to stop the intrusion into his private life, which would make going onto a TV show designed purely to turn private lives into a three-ring circus an incredible change of direction.