Friday, June 04, 2004

"I HAVE A MALE LOVER" LINE OF DEFENCE ABANDONED: It seems that any hope of Nathan Moore of avoiding a fine for kerbcrawling by using the "I'm in a gay relationship" gambit to make it seem impossible that he'd have been trying to buy sex with a lady were abandoned when his legal team realised that maybe magistrates might not be unfamiliar with the concept of bisexuality. Oddly, despite having pleaded guilty, as is the way with pop stars, Nathan emerged from court still claiming to be innocent. Apparently he pleaded guilty to "stop the intrusion." Because nothing stops people looking at you like a kerbcrawler like saying "I am a kerbcrawler."

He was fined GBP250, or three times up the arse, twice without a condom, once over the tits and a standard with no kissing.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"i'm in a gay relationship!"
Poor guy has really suffered since hitting the head lines in the 80's for being in a love/hate relationship with a friend of mine Amanda......

Nathan is NOT gay perhaps bisexual or just curious.

Either way I'm pleased it all died down and one way or another it was resolved.....

Anonymous said...

Er... Nathan has been in a gay relationship for nearly 15 years with the same guy now... I think that far exceeds "curiosity" - in fact, I think it was rather your friend Amanda who was the "experiment"...

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