Saturday, October 15, 2005

CHRISTINA'S WEDDING IN THE BARGAIN BASEMENT

The Sun can't quite make up its mind about how it feels on hearing that Christina Aguilera has sold her wedding pictures for "just" £350,000:

It's cut-price Christina

CHRISTINA Aguilera has sold the picture rights for her wedding to an American magazine for just £350,000.

The millionaire singer, 23, is due to wed music manager Jordan Bratman next month — and she has decided to cash in by flogging pictures of her big day to People mag.


So, has she sold them "cut-price" or is she "cashing-in" - surely you can't be doing both? Ridiculous as it might be to pretend that £350,000 is in any way a low price for a few shots of a strumpet in a posh frock with a cake, but it is a lot less than some celebs ask for.

On the other hand, the groom probably helped drive the price down, what with looking like Ben Elton and all. Remember, this is him:



- the bloke down at the corner of the picture. Apparently the guy in the centre of the picture was pissed off as they were going to use this as an image in the new Hugo Boss campaign until Jason Bratman walked into the corner.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jason? Jordan? Jimmy? Johnny? Bruce Wayne?

Anonymous said...

Sod the spelling...has anyone noticed that the poor chap has a right arm like Hellboy? Or, given the apparnt absence of the left arm, maybe he had his left arm amputated and attached to his right shoulder.

Even if la Stevens makes it into the Top 10, we can say that stanger things have happened...

Anonymous said...

Sod the spelling...has anyone noticed that the poor chap has a right arm like Hellboy? Or, given the apparnt absence of the left arm, maybe he had his left arm amputated and attached to his right shoulder.

Even if la Stevens makes it into the Top 10, we can say that stranger things have happened...

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