Friday, October 14, 2005

ROCK GETS OLD

It might not be that surprising that - just in case - the Rolling Stones keep a machine backstage in case they need to restart their hearts; slightly more grim is the announcement that Prince is on a waiting list for a new hip.

The trouble for Prince, though, is that he's a Jehovah's Witness, which would make the changing out of his knackered old hip tricky, what with the rule about no blood transfusions. But we're sure the church would stretch a point - he's a little chap, it's not like he's going to need very much blood to top him up.


3 comments:

The Missus Complains said...

The new Stones album is pretty good, but Prince needs a new hip. This is really strange, he's too young. Maybe all that thrusting and gyrating wore his hip down prematurely.

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

According to the story, it's been made worse by those high heels he wears.

Anonymous said...

23 positions in a one-night stand - not recommended it seems!

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