SHE COULD HAVE JUST PAID THAT NUHA TO DO THE SAME JOB

If The Sun is to be believed - and why should we not? - Kate Moss has hired a team of minders to keep Pete Doherty away following her spell in America trying to convince everyone she's clean ("in America doing rehab").

Of course, she doesn't really need a team of minders - all she has to do is learn the words "is that Harry the dealer over there?" and she'll find Pete just disappears of his own accord.
[Thanks to Zeinab Malik for bringing this to our attention]

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