YOU'RE LIVING IN A LAY-BY LIKE SOME KIND OF TRAMP

Okay, so making the leap from "bloke has a doze in a service station" to "living in his car" is a bit wild, but that's exactly what the Sun has concluded Pete Doherty's doing just that. Of course, drug-addled rock stars and cars parked up at service stations don't have a happy record of going together, so we guess we should at least be pleased that Pete was found with the vehicle.

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