SLIGHTLY OFF TOPIC, BUT HE IS A STATUS QUO FAN

Where do the Mirror get their exclusives from? Like this one, today:

Mirror.co.uk - News - EXCLUSIVE: LES ADOPTS CHES

Yes, the Mirror has exclusively found out that Les Battersby in Corrie is adopting Chesney, something known only to people who read it in the papers weeks ago and, erm, watched last night's episode of Coronation Street. I can't wait until tomorrow to find out what happens in tonight's episodes.