Monday, April 10, 2006

THAT CHRIS MARTIN, HE'S SO SENSITIVE

What we don't understand is exactly what Chris Martin meant when he said that "one of Mariah Carey's boobs is on Coldplay's tail" - bouncing behind them like one of those things off the Prisoner?

He then, erm, sang a little song about Mariah's tits:

Mariah Carey's boobs are so nice/
and she don't mess around/
if she had been aboard the Titanic/
there's no way that ship would have gone down"


Well, at least it's more flattering than "they was all yellow".


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