Monday, April 10, 2006


How does a man who's had to close down his freaky child-magnet private zoo for lack of cash manage to afford to buy a fifty grand watch? Presumably if he's spending someone else's money.

Although to be fair, Michael Jackson could probably do with a good timepiece, in order to manage the countdown to the release of that Katrina benefit single. Although a five-year calendar might be more apt.

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