Thursday, April 13, 2006


Former David Essex sidekick Catherine Zeta-Jones might have put as much distance between herself and Wales (something, we gather, that Wales doesn't mind overmuch), but still has, shall we say, a hankering for a spot of Welsh.

She makes Michael Douglas pretend to be Richard Burton in the bedroom.

Presumably not when he would say "You're nothing but a washed-up actress, I want a divorce."


Anonymous said...

If you listen very carefully, you can hear the sound of a million minds boggling. Including mine.

I can't even *begin* to imagine what Michael Douglas trying to to a Welsh accent would sound like.

Scary. And also wrong.

Eleanor G

Anonymous said...

Apparently, he wants her to be a nurse... No comment necessary

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