Friday, May 26, 2006


Hot young rap star - and we're using "hot" in no sense you've ever come across before - Kevin Federline might be available again soon. Apparently, Britney's kicked him out. Again.:

Kevin, 28, has spent three out of the last four nights holed up in a flat with pals in Sherman Oaks, California — while Britney has remained at home in Malibu.

We're not entirely sure why this is being judged different from all the other times Kevin finds himself settling down in a different room, town, county or state from his wife, child and foetus - how do you tell the difference between "thrown out" and "playing cards with his wife's money"? Luckily, there's "a pal" to fill in the gaps:

“Things have suddenly turned very sour. It looks bad.”

Suddenly turned very sour? Not a very close pal, then.