HE CAN SAY "SHAGGER" BUT HE'S STILL CURIOUSLY ASEXUAL

While hanging out with journalists and The Sun's Victoria Newton backstage at the Ivors yesterday, James Blunt made the whole nation nauseous:

“It would be an honour to win Bizarre’s Shagger Of The Year. I would be proud to beat JENSON BUTTON and JOHN PRESCOTT.

Well, everyone's got to have something to shoot for. And what a wonderful way to attract women - "can i fuck you to add to a total so I can win a title from a newspaper?" That one can't fail, can it?

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