Tuesday, July 25, 2006


Or maybe you won't, as the resurrection hardly got the nation talking. And now it looks as if it might all be over, with reports of Tony Mortimer slapping Brian Harvey during a business meeting. Not the first time Harvey has fallen foul of a sack of spuds, of course.

An eyewitness trilled:

“Something inside Tony just snapped and he flew at Brian, punching him in the face over and over again.

“He had to be pulled off Brian by the other lads in the band. Then he spent the next half an hour swearing at Brian.”

He's living the dream, isn't he?

The meeting was a discussion about a new contract for the band. So, a bit of a waste of time all round, then.