FRIENDS SHARE SCISSORS

Lindsay Lohan is telling everyone how Madonna's her best mate. Mind you, with the level of partying she's supposed to be doing right now, she's probably told everyone in LA that they're her besht mate, apart from the ones who were looking at her funny.

Anyway, it's not just Madonna wanting to recruit someone to Kabbalah, oh no:

"She told me that her daughter Lourdes is a fan of mine. We just clicked instantly after that. We also share the same hairdresser."

You know, if you're using the same hair products as someone, you might as well go the whole hog and sign up for their cult as well. Honestly, the things Lindsay does to hydrate her soul...

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