Friday, November 17, 2006

The shopman and the showman

Poor old Philip Green: he opened Top Shop late for Michael Jackson, and how did Jacko repay him? With snubbery. Jacko was in his car. Green was stopped by security:

"Fucking let me through. I organised the event."

But security replied: "Michael says there is no room in the car. Sorry."

If you'd organised the World Music Awards, you'd be better off not shouting about it, we'd have thought.