Bassey in the mud

Now, this would be a headline act to behold: Hello reckons Shirley Bassey has been approached for the living legend slot at this year's Glastonbury. Having said which, we're not entirely holding our breath:

There has been talk of it, but we are not making any comments as yet," said a spokeswoman, adding "Nothing is ever ruled out."

Clearly waiting for a counter-offer from Reading/Leeds.