Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Kerry Katalone

There's an upside to having terrible slanging matches with everyone you know, carried out through the inner pages of tabloid newspapers. As Kerry Katona is discovering, it keeps the wedding costs down:

"Originally I wanted a big showbiz wedding but since I don’t speak to my mum anyone more things have changed.

"I really just want to keep things private because I've got no friends or family."

You'll note Kerry's definition of "keeping things private" is to give an interview to Reveal magazine about how nobody is coming to her wedding because of the circle of mutual loathing into which she has become locked.