Monday, May 14, 2007

Swing 'em for Sting

We're not sure if the weekend reports of Sting and Bowie opening a strip club - sorry, burlesque joint1 is actually the story that Cait first alerted us to over a year ago, or if they're reporting it again because the pair have found a venue, and some women who can take their clothes off, but with dignity.

There's no question that Sting would be taking advantage of the women who work for him at this venue. It's not like he'd sack them for getting pregnant or anything. Probably.

1: What's the difference between a lap dancer and a personal burlesque show? About fifty quid a throw.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between a Burlesque Dancer and a Lap Dancer?

One is a fat student and the other is a thin student (with an optional drug habit)

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