Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Mothercare by Akon

Akon - desperate to draw a line under his dry-humping underage girls and giving kids sex shop booty bags disasters - is launching a clothing line:

"I've got my new clothing line I'm promoting, taking after P Diddy and Justin Timberlake. It's part of the blueprint. It's incredible street apparel and I'm wearing it on-stage."

Let's hope he's keeping a close eye on it, otherwise, with his track record, we'll expect the crotchless school uniforms to be hitting the shops sometime soon.