Too much of something is hard enough

Can it be true that The Spice Girls are, when off-stage, fighting amongst themselves like angry hornets in a honey storm?

The Sunday People has drawn up a powerpoint presentation of what they claim is the backstage upsetments:

GINGER Spice Geri is fuming that she will earn LESS than the others from the deal - because she quit three years before the band's eventual split in 2001.

SHE and Posh have had huge 'artistic differences' about the Spice Girls' style.

MEL C has also rowed with the others - insisting reforming would be bad for her health.

THE girls travelled to the O2 Dome in Greenwich, South East London, for their press conference in FIVE separate cars in a bid to stop tensions spilling over.

We love the idea that they can't even share a cab to the tour announcement for fear that they might break-up again before they'd even formally reformed.

And what on earth could the "artistic differences" between Posh and Ginger have been about? Who gets to wear the most push-uppy of the push-up bras?

The one piece of soothing balm about this ill-advised comeback is, however bad the coming months are for us, it'll be nothing compared to the suffering of the women backstage.