Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Gordon Smart: the sharpest gossip hound on the planet

We observed yesterday that Gordon Smart's coverage of Girls Aloud at GAY seemed somewhat obsessed with Jesse Metcalfe's sexuality.

Now, James P emails to point out that Gordon managed to totally miss the main story of the night entirely: Metcalfe punching a photographer.

So, at least we can safely conclude that Gordon's journalistic hero must be Elizabeth Archer, famed for missing the exploding marrow from her Echo report on the fruit and veg show.