Friday, February 01, 2008

Kylie Minogue too hot for TV

Ofcom stepped in to stop Channel 4 showing Kylie's new video on Wednesday. Why? Could it be the regulator was objecting to a video which was so hot it constituted a Kylie Mingoue sex tape? Was the television watchdog outraged by the possibility of a video showing Kylie naked except for two chocolate hobnobs, sitting astride a giant phallus, screeching about her desire to be done, now, by everyone?

Or could it be that they were just a bit worried the strobing lights in the video might cause people suffering from photo sensitive epilepsy to have an attack?

Yes. The last one.