Monday, February 11, 2008

Parton's breasts pull tour

Some people, as someone (was it Lenny Henry?) once said, see Dolly Parton as a pair of tits. Now, though, it seems those breasts really are the ones calling shots in her career: Parton has had to postpone her US tour for up to eight weeks because her breasts have put so much strain on her back:

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."

A bunch of middle aged men have formed a queue, having interpreted the invitation with a degree of over-literalism and a surprising amount of hope.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And the main story of the Bizarre column tomorrow is....

Anonymous said...

...far less clever than this one. Also, implying desire on the part of the columnist, rather than various middle-aged men.

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