Gordon in the morning: The Victorias return

Good lord. Given that yesterday's Beckham-meets-Newton "world exclusive" was stretched thin, its something of a surprise to discover another slew of nothing spreading all over the page (today's 'revelation' is that David and Posh were "young" when they met).

Beckham does have one good line:

“I know people sometimes don’t want to believe that we are happy but we are. And, come on, I couldn’t put on an act. I’m not that good an actress. Have you seen Spiceworld?"

Bet she's used that before, though.

With Newton taking back Bizarre, Gordon is reduced to padding out what's left by cutting and pasting Tefal press releases.