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Unlikely opening lines to music stories of our time: Number one in a series
From PopMatters:
With the respect Maroon 5 is given within the pop music industry, it’s hard to believe the band has produced only two albums.
Respect? Maroon 5? The closest, surely, Maroon 5 get to respect is when giggling small children take care to make sure the spunking cock that they've drawn on Adam Levine's back looks well defined and has a fair level of pubic hair included.
3 comments:
"With the respect Maroon 5 is given within the pop music industry, it’s hard to believe the band has produced only two albums."
I guess that's true if you consider the "pop music industry" to consist solely of business men. The sentence makes sense in a "Given the amount of money you have made for us, it's hard to believe that you've only been part of the management team for two years".
I actually have a theory that Toploader, Maroon 5 and Orson are all actually the same band, only they all swap instruments under the different monickers. Think about it....
I think you could be on to something, Joe - with lots of heated meetings before appearances on TV: "why are you wearing the comedy curly wig? This is meant to be the amusing hat day..."
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