Cooper, bags reunited

Alice Cooper had lost his traveling collection of rare DVD horror movies, but BAA have found them, somewhere in the corner of Heathrow.

Cooper had offered front-row and backstage passes for his gigs to anyone returning the films, which while a nice offer seemed to overestimate how attractive the idea of watching Alice Cooper on stage might be to the average person. Sure, if the movies had got lost at one of his dates, free tickets might tempt the likely finder. But the chances of a random person in Heathrow Airport being more excited by a night watching an old man in tight trousers than the prospect of thirty quid at a car boot sale seems slim.

Happily, the DVDs were unsaleable, and so they were returned to their rightful owner with nobody forced to attend an evening at the theatre.