Woot-ton: Dan actually has a story

Yes, Dan has some news. Proper news: There isn't going to be a Brighton beach gig for Fatboy Slim this year.

The trouble is, that's all there is to the story, really, so Dan is left trying to come up with some sort of joke to make it stretch:

Brighton would have been the biggest gig of the year for the DJ, real name Norman Cook.

So I doubt the 20,000 Big Beach Boutique fans are praising him.

Well, Dan was halfway there - he did manage to stretch the peice to a couple of extra lines, even if he couldn't really think of a joke.