Gene Simmons gets lawsuit for Christmas

What do you give the man who has everything (or, rather, has everything covered with his band's logo and sold at a massive mark-up?).

If it's Gene Simmons, it's got to be a writ. A couple claim that he attacked them in a mall:

According to the complaint and restraining order application, Marlowe asked Simmons for his view on monogamy, and Simmons responded by telling Marlowe to get his shot and leave. The filings state Simmons then lunged and attacked Marlowe, taking the video camera, then turned on Manzo when she tried to get the camera back.

Apparently this was twenty-five grands' worth of distress. It's all up to courts now.