Monday, April 25, 2011

Peaches Geldof isn't going to present The Tube

There's no reason to suppose that The Tube is being revived, and not a reason on God's holy Earth to assume that if it were, the producers would be sending for Peaches Geldof.

So, when Peaches Geldof tweets:

Just to clarify - I'm not presenting on the new series of The Tube, if there's going to even be one. It's an internet rumour and isn't true
she might just as well be tweeting that she's not being considered for high-speed elevation to the Papacy.

In fact, given how the sound of Peaches trotting up at the door is about as welcome to a media endeavour as the arrival of a busload of hungry slugs at a lettuce farm, we can safely say any programme from University Challenge, through to an unlikely second series for Don't Scare The Hare, will be moving forwards without the involvement of the young Geldof.