Gordon in the morning: Chris Martin isn't wrong

From Gordon, Chris Martin on Lady GaGa:

"I just admire all of the hats and the dresses and the madness and everything because I know that underneath it all she can beat me at writing choruses."

Chris, sweetheart, the kids in my schoolplayground who wrote 'bum, tit, tit/ bum, tit, tit/ turn your willy round' beat you at writing choruses.