Elvis: Crypt no-go

At the start of the month, you might remember a crypt in which the corpulent corpse of the late Elvis Presley rested while paperwork was completed turned up on an auction site.

Put your money back in your pocket, Dickinson: fans have decided that this is somehow an affront to his memory, and had the auction cancelled.

Oddly, the various other assaults on his memory - the Elvis-branded banana-flavoured peanut butter cups; the official golden sunglasses; the locks of hair with certificates of authenticity - this seems to be fine with the fans who lap them up.