Gordon in the morning: Presumably Chuck E Cheese was booked up?

You know, there's nothing worse than someone standing over the shoulder of a parent saying "you're doing it wrong", but let's make an exception:

[I]t appears Posh and Becks’ parties are rivalling the most lavish.

Victoria pulled some strings to get son Romeo’s favourite band The Wanted to appear as special guests at his tenth birthday party on Saturday.

Seriously?