Gordon in the morning: Women meets man, doesn't lead to sex

Olly Murs is on a US tour at the moment. (He isn't, he's playing three showcase dates, but apparently we're now supposed to pretend that's a tour in its own right.)

Gordon reports someone famous was at one of them:

Modern Family actress SARAH HYLAND was at the former X Factor contestant’s sold-out show at the House Of Blues in Los Angeles last week.

The 22-year-old brunette – who plays Haley Dunphy in the award-winning sitcom – hung around in the VIP area to meet Olly and have her picture taken with him after the gig.

Most people will think 'well, that's quite nice'. Gordon, though, seems convinced we need to parse this through a 'DOES THIS MEAN THEY WILL BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND AND DO IT, THEN' lens:

But there is no Hollywood romance on the cards this time for single ladies’ man Olly – Sarah is engaged to actor MATT PROKOP.

You know what, Gordon? Just because a man talks to a woman doesn't automatically trigger a flurry of save the day cards.