Lady GaGa: Very much 'dog bites man'

Oh, Pulse Nigera, that's not really a news item, is it?

Although some respect for their plaintive cry:

Will Lady Gaga ever dress up normal?

If you must go out dressed like a firework, Gaga, at least wear sensible shoes.

Incidentally, most people seem convinced this was 'being dressed as a firework':

... but clearly she's just bought fall-apart statue The B Of The Bang from Manchester: