Coachella: The dead shall rise and walk amongst us

This year's Coachella has announced its headliners, and the secret is out. I say "secret", it's been kept so poorly there are Motel Sixes which look down on it.

Guns N Roses and LCD Soundsystem are both returning from the dead to headline.

LCD Soundsystem's comeback is so soon after they stopped working as to probably count as a satire. The Roses is less satirical than inevitable.

Buckethead is keeping April clear, just in case.