Robbie Williams is not getting on with the neighbours

Life imitates Stella Street, as Robbie Williams' next-door neighbour Joe Pesci crashed into his tiresome football-on-the-lawn afternoon to complain about his chums' parking:

"Which one of you motherfuckers blocked my drive?

"If you don't move in 30 seconds, I'm gonna smash your windscreen!"

He was, apparently, waving a golf club around.

The 3AM Girls suggest it's like a scene from Goodfellas, although the large number of paunchy b-list Brits stood around wearing footie kit makes us think more of Escape To Victory, to be honest.