AT LEAST HE DIDN'T TRY GOOGLE GROUPS

Most of us, when we Google our names, just get a modest buzz from seeing lots of pages of results. And then a clank of disappointment when we discover most of them refer to a Bavarian proctologist who shares our name.

Famous people, though, get kabillions of returns, all of which are about them. That, though, scares Justin Timberlake:

"I did it once but I was so frightened at all the sites that came up I didn't dig any more."

Huh. All that time drawing the picture of him riding a horse naked, and he never even bothered to look at it.

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