Victoria Newton presents 'You are what you eat'

This morning's Bizarre leads - yes, leads with a clanging condemnation of Britney Spears:

Brit's indulging in a Toxic diet

BRITNEY SPEARS finally started to Do Somethin’ about her image - then ruined it with...

Yes? What?

...a burger.

Bloody hell - not a beefburger? A single hamburger, you say?

We're sure McDonalds will be chuckling away at one of the media organisations they prop up with their advertising spend suggesting that having a single takeaway is on a par with eating nuclear waste (or those e coli drenched Taco Bells.)