Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Amy beerhouse

The not-entirely-thrilling story that Amy Winehouse popped behind the bar at her local to serve some drinks the other night needs something to lift it. What can Victoria Newton do?

My computer wizards show how the Camden Caner might look as Babs’ EastEnders character, veteran pint-puller Peggy Mitchell.

And I reckon the leopard-print is bang on for wild thing Amy.

In other words, someone has half-arsedly lassoed Amy's face and stuck it on another photo. Although beehive and leopard print behind a bar - that'd be Bet Lynch, surely?

There was a more interesting detail in the story, though:
Meanwhile, Amy’s new hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL was spotted entering a toilet cubicle at the pub with his crackhead idol PETE DOHERTY.

Now, if you're going to mock-up a photo, isn't that the one you should be firing up the Photoshop for?