Katona winds down the death clock

Last week, the News Of The World helped make Kerry Katona's miserable life a bit more miserable. This week, it's seeing if it can't do something about the 'life' part of the miserable life, splashing a headline:

Kerry: I'll Die Young

It's not clear yet if the headline is a premonition, or if it's part of the deal she's willing to make in order to get another series of her MTV programme.