Newton is Kidmanning us

Great work by Victoria Newton today, firmly slapping down "rumours" that former Robbie Williams collaborator Nicole Kidman is pregnant with Keith Urban's baby:

NICOLE KIDMAN and hubby KEITH URBAN enjoy a day out in Sydney... after fiercely denying rumours she is pregnant.

The pair were pictured visiting her sister Antonia, who has just had her fourth child.

The Nicole pregnancy rumours started after she was snapped leaving a clinic in Santa Monica, California, last week. But a spokesman for the actress and singer Keith, both 39, said the claims were “100 per cent not true”.

Nicole, who has two adopted children, is set to film an outback adventure involving horse riding.

The spokesman said she would NOT do that if she was pregnant.

And so where did these rumours actually find their way into the public domain? Oddly, La Newton fails to actually print the most interesting part of Wendy Day's statement (yes, Kidman's "spokesman" is actually a woman, but Newton's always been shaky on detail):

"“[The report is] incorrect. As if she would confirm a pregnancy to News Of The World.”

Wonder why Newton missed that bit, eh?

Urban warfare

Keith Urban - still counting the days, rather than weeks, sober - has launched a legal action against another Keith Urban. It's a bit like when another Gary Bellamy called Down The Line last week, prompting a slightly confused Gary Bellamy to double check "you're not me, are you?"

Keith Urban - who, to keep things straight, we'll call Mr. Kidman for now - is upset that the not-quite-as-famously-drunk Keith Urban shares his name and, as such, is using a website in his own name pretending to be him. Mr. Kidman reckons that by using his own name, Keith Urban is selling his not-very-good artwork to people who think that they're buying a not-very-good picture by a not-very-good country singer, rather than a not-very-good picture by a not-very-good web designer.

Really, Mr. Kidman should be thinking about suing Keith's parents. After all, they were the ones who initially encouraged their child to squat using the Keith Urban name.