It's like one of those Frasiers where Kelsey Grammar is on leave

Max Clifford's comfy position top-slicing Kerry Katona's misery cash is now well-established, The Sun is now running pieces about Katona without needing to bother quoting her:

[Mark Croft] yesterday: “I am not a liar.

“I don’t have to prove it, I’m not doing it [the lie-detector test].”

I’m A Celeb winner Kerry’s publicist Max Clifford said: “It’s very disappointing.

“It begs the question Why?”

Actually, Clifford could just move in with Croft and leave Kerry out the loop entirely.

Oh, and Max? Perhaps Croft doesn't want to take the test because, you know, he's not interested in using his personal screw-ups to turn a few bob. Just a guess.

Kerry prepares to juggle

It's so tricky being a busy working mother, trying to juggle trips to Iceland, your husband's lie-detector test to see if he cheated, renewing wedding vows with him - thank god Kerry Katona has Max Clifford to rely on.

Clifford had been keeping a fairly low profile after that whole telling the world that Kerry had never taken drugs back in December 2005. But he's back at the centre of things now:

Kerry, 26, and ex-cabbie Mark Croft, who have a daughter Heidi, have a deal with a glossy magazine to cover the ceremony. And her publicist Max Clifford tells us: "Mark is desperately trying to make things right between them."

At least until there's a deal signed for "My terrible divorce", of course.