Dr Dre finally catches up with Cliff Richard

There's a lot of excitement at the idea of Tupac's "guest appearance" with Dr Dre a short while ago at Coachella.

Isn't this just what they used to do to get Laurence Olivier onstage at Time: The Musical back in 1985? Slightly better technology, maybe, but it was duff when Cliff Richard and Dave Clarke invented the idea; now it's just an expensively duff idea.

Still, given this slow moving of technology from the West End to hip-hop, expect a flying car onstage at Coachella sometime around 2025.

Tupac bodyguard: I was a Fed

Somehow having forgotten to mention it until now, Kevin Hackie has announced that he wasn't just Tupac's bodyguard. Oh, no, he was also undercover FBI.

And possibly being controlled by shape-shifting aliens too, although he'll be saving that for a later book tour.

Hackie seems happy to reveal this, despite now adding "rubbish at being an undercover secret agent" to the earlier charge of being "total disaster at guarding Tupac's body".