Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Half the Pirate Bay charges dropped already

The second day of the big Pirate Bay trial, and the prosecution have already dropped half of the charges against the team.

It turns out the prosecution was using evidence that didn't actually prove anything:

The flaw in the evidence was pointed out by Fredrik Neij (TiAMO), who requested to comment on Roswall’s explanation of how BitTorrent actually works. Fredrik said that the prosecution misunderstood the technology, and told the court that the evidence doesn’t show that the Pirate Bay’s trackers are used.

This has resulted in prosecutor Håkan Roswall having to drop all charges relating to “assisting copyright infringement”, so the remaining charges are simply ‘assisting making available’. “Everything related to reproduction will be removed from the claim,” he said.

It doesn't look very good for the prosecution that - having had all that time to prepare its case, you might have thought that it would have at least checked exactly what it had evidence of.

The Pirate Bay team are, naturally, delighted. But there are still half the chances hanging over them.


Streaming now: New Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Streaming over on You Ain't No Picasso: Zero, early indications of the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs stuff.


Lily Allen: Lost in translation

Lily Allen is more than a little upset by the News Of The World's report of her interview with Revu, and in particular the NOTW's suggestion that she told parents to tell their kids to "try drugs and see what you think".

We know this because she Tweeted:

"Phoning my lawyers and taking legal action, news of the world need a better dutch translator, as if I would say that (about drugs). And they know it..."

Worth noting: NME.com has pulled its coverage of the News Of The World's story.


Murdoch makes the music man

BSkyB is poised to launch a on-demand music service that won't just be tied to its broadband or satellite customers. The pledges sound good - no DRM, download and keep all you want - but there's no actual detail in these early reports which confirms that, nor the all-important price point.

Omnifone (and, seriously, who would name their company to make it sound like it actually is an evil entity?) are going to do the behind-the-scenes work:

Omnifone already has deals with the major music labels and has the European rights to a catalogue of about 5m tracks. Its new service, called MusicStation Next Generation, allows ISPs to provide those tracks to their customers under their own brand names. The service can pipe music through set-top boxes as well as PCs and Mac computers

"Tens of millions of European consumers are engaged in music piracy every day." said Omnifone chief executive Rob Lewis. "Whilst government pressure is growing, we also need to deliver alternatives. With today's announcement, Omnifone is offering consumers something better than piracy."

Hmm. Is it "better than piracy"? Because if I want to hear Kid Creole's Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy, I can pirate that right now, for free; whereas with "today's announcement" I could wait until an unnamed date sometime in "Spring", and pay an unknown amount, to get the track in an as-yet-unconfirmed format. I'm not quite seeing the "better".


Bookmarks: Some stuff to read on the internet: Los Campesinos

The New York Times goes to see Los Campesinos at the Bowery Ballroom:

Oh, and there was the rest of the band, too. Gareth is but one of seven in the quirky Welsh indie rock outfit Los Campesinos! — all the group members perform with the surname Campesinos! — but, even as the frontman, he was using up a disproportionate amount of the room’s air.


Gordon in the morning: Looking through the transfer window

Hadn't they put the lid on the idea of David Beckham joining AC Milan? Apparently, Gordon says, it's all back on again now, because, erm, Victoria says so:

DAVID BECKHAM has finally got wife VICTORIA to agree his dream move to AC Milan — despite their family being settled in Los Angeles.

Posh and Becks held crunch talks in London ten days ago after he insisted he wanted to end his career with the giants.

Ten days ago? So in other words, before the LA Galaxy negotiators decided that Beckham was staying in LA unless AC Milan put up some extra cash.

Oh.

Milan are supposedly still hopeful of a deal, and David's doing his best to help things:
The England star has been taking Italian lessons for weeks

Ah, Becks always tries to pick up a bit of the local language before any move, although he never got more than a few basic terms while with his current team.

Emily Smith - who is like Gordon Smart but with small rooms overlooking the Hudson - has been trying to get to the bottom of Kate Moss and her "pregnancy". Well, I say "bottom":
Kate: Babies? Just big boobies

Apparently Emily Smith discovered Kate's breasts had grown by following the ancient art of reading a magazine. Philip Green, owner of BHS, was interviewing Moss for a title that Smith doesn't bother to even name. Perhaps her research didn't extend as far as looking at the front page. It was New York magazine - god knows how bad things have got for them if they're reduced to getting the bloke who runs TopShop to file for them. Anyway, Smith dutifully types up the interesting bit:
Kate was joined by billionaire Topshop owner SIR PHILIP GREEN for an interview with a magazine.

He said: “They are a bit bigger than they were, aren’t they?”

Smith gives no indication if she finds this in any way creepy, or unsettling, or inappropriate.

Back with Gordon, and it's time to consider Pixie Geldof's psychic powers:
PIXIE GELDOF knew her sister PEACHES’ marriage wouldn’t last.

The 18-year-old model - daughter of charity campaigner SIRBOB GELDOF - always suspected Peaches’ whirlwind wedding to musician MAX DRUMMEY was destined to fail.

Sadly, Gordon is unable to put these astonishing powers of foretelling the bleedin' obvious to the test, as, erm, he just read an interview in Closer.


Monday, February 16, 2009

You'll have noticed our logo has gone dark

It's not a mistake. It's about a mistake. New Zealand has just introduced an absurdly overwrought piece of legislation which establish "guilt upon accusation" for those accused of copyright theft - and enshrines in law the priciple that copyright "thieves" can be thrown off the internet by their ISPs.

It's a rotten piece of law, and in protest, you're being invited to join an internet black-out between now and the 23rd; if you have an internet presence, you might want to get involved, too.


Mini Liveblog: Morrissey on The One Show

Morrissey has turned up on The One Show. Good lord, he's pimping this album, isn't he? He's trying to look serious as they mop up a "unemployed? why not try the Job centre" piece.

The One Show team are stressing there's no shame in going to the Job Centre. "Dignified, for want of a better word." The consensus seems to be that blue collar people needed to be treated badly.

Mozzer reminisces about being unemployed - "I was happy, I didn't want to have a job. These days, it gets you into trouble."

Adrian Chiles suggests we should sympathise with white collar workers coming to grips with the loss of success. "Therefore, why sympathise with them?"

Moz's idea for the newly unemployed? "Why not just paint"?

7.10
They're now playing a montage of famous people (and Jeremy Vine) explaining why they loved The Smiths. One of the shouty Masterchef blokes is thrilled that he doesn't "even iron his shirt" and Frank Skinner trots out the "some of his lyrics are very funny." Yes, they are, aren't they?

David Cameron pops up - "I'm sure when Morrissey finds out he's getting an endorsement from the leader of the Conservative party, he'll think 'heaven knows, I'm miserable now'". Do you see what he did?

Morrissey pretends to not have realised the fans had been talking about him. "Is it me?"

"I get the sense that people [my fans] are there for life."

"I don't know about enjoying it, I just carry on..."

There's a clip of the video - "I don't do what I'm told, but I let someone hammer the storyboard together."

On songwriting: "I've been on the line for years. Does it get easier or harder? It remains the same."

How do you describe yourself? "I don't... let's go back to unemployment."

"We're going on to architectural history" says Adrian.
"That's why I'm here" joshes the Mozz.

7.15
They've just watched a film about the olden days in Birmingham, and now they're showing Morrissey's old house.

"We occupied four houses - we were the clan who ruled the place."
Chiles: Were they knocked through like the Beatles in Help?
Morrissey wafts him away, before going on to name the Blows, the rough family at the end of the street. Adrian invites them to get in touch if they want to counter Morrissey's memories of them.

"It was a very hard place, it shaped me" - and Morrissey had to be up at four in the morning to go down the pit.

7.20
The bloke with the beard off What The Ancients Did For Us is showing us how amazing our bodies are, what with drummers being able to do different things at the same time. Bloody hell, is he claiming that drummers are some sort of master race?

7.25
Morrissey pointedly not joining in the 'put your right leg over your left leg and draw a circle with your toe' fun.

"I could do both. If there was time."

Bloke with beard offers advice for blocked noses. Morrissey looks alarmed.

Now he's starting to look pained.

Plug for the new album - "where did you get that little kid from?" asks Adrian. "He belongs to a friend of mine..."


Trinity Street has gone

Thanks to the people who confirmed the earlier story about the closure of Trinity Street.

There's now some signs of the company going into administration, with Oasis and Razorlight losing their online stores and Orson and Ministry Of Sound websites vanishing altogether.

Kind of ironic that MOS, which once was attempting to turn itself into an ISP no longer even runs its own website services.


Gerry Rafferty is missing

Nobody, it turns out, has seen Gerry Rafferty in the last six months:

Rafferty was being treated for liver failure having battled alcoholism for many years. Before entering hospital, the 61-year-old Scottish singer had been staying at the Westbury Hotel but he had been asked to leave after rendering the room unusable.

Tony Williams, who formed Stealers Wheel with Rafferty in the 1970s, believes he might be on a 'suicide trip'. "It's absolutely tragic," he said. "If he has liver failure he obviously needs someone to look after him. If he is still alive, somebody must be caring for him.”

It's a bit of a shame nobody raised the alarm any sooner.


Madonna wants to be a Simpson

The Sun reckons that Madonna is keen to play Wallis Simpson in a movie. Wallis Simpson.

Grandpa Simpson, perhaps, but not Wallis, surely?

"Madonna said she is fascinated about this American commoner who refused to conform or offer explanations for her tangled love life," the source added. "It was all systems go until the divorce [from Ritchie], when everything was put on the back-burner. When things in her life settle down this year, she's keen to get things going again."

It's not clear if this is to be a rubbish musical or a straight, unwatchable biopic. Hopefully it'd be a musical, because we'd love to see a bunch of musicians having a go at the song my Dad used to sing when he was a king - to the tune of a Christmas carol:
Hark, the herald angels sing
Wallis Simpson stole our king

There is, of course, a parallel between Madonna and Simpson's life. Both were divorced Americans whose romance with posh Brits distracted the men from doing jobs they were a bit rubbish at.


The Virgin returns? Branson plots return to UK radio

He's got a couple of years to come to his senses, but ages after he flogged off Virgin Radio, and a few weeks after that network was forced to change its name to something Absolutely Bloody Awful, there's reports that Richard Branson is plotting to bid for Classic FM's licence when it comes up for renewal in 2011/2012.

Oh, it gets better, though: Kelvin MacKenzie is also involved, according to PaidContent. Kelvin MacKenzie. The man who, on Question Time last week, suggested that you could disprove global warming because 99% of scientists agree it's happening, while a year ago 99% of economists agreed the economy would continue to thrive. You wouldn't put a man with that degree of flawed logic in charge of restacking the shelves in a Virgin megastore, never mind in charge of an FM rock network, would you?


Win with Weller? Bookies suspend betting

Bookmakers have stopped taking bets on the Best British Male category at the Brits, after a rush of support for Paul Weller suggested the winner had been leaked.

Unlikely, countered the awards team:

A Brit awards spokesman said of the possible leak: "Every precaution is taken to keep results under lock and key."

Ah, yes. Given how successful the music industry are at keeping something as tangible as a pre-release album secure, you'd not give them much hope of being able to cope with holding information safely, would you?


Gang Gang gone: Dance cancel tour

Gang Gang Dance have had to axe their entire European tour after fire destroyed all their kit:

hello all......very sad news from GGD camp today. We are in Amsterdam after having played the first of what was meant to be 14 shows in Europe and the UK. Last nights show was really great and a big thank you to everyone that came out for it....we had a blast, but unfortunately our morning was a bit tragic. We stored our gear in the club last night and when we arrived there today to pick it up and head off to Brussels for tonights show, we were informed that an electrical fire had occurred in the very room where our stuff was stashed. We didnt really know the scope of how bad the fire was until we arrived on the scene to find every piece of equipment we own scattered out in the parking lot...melted, charred, and still smoldering. Most of our gear is way beyond repair and the small amount of stuff that looks as if it wasnt physically destroyed by the fire itself has all been doused by the firehoses. So we have been left with synths that are melted, a charred guitar, cases full of wet pedals and cables, drums that are nothing but the metal rims, amps that look as if they've been doused in tar...the list goes on. It is really devastating for us as our equipment is very specific and without it we cant do much of anything. Most of our memory cards for our samplers melted so we've lost a bunch of jams that we were really looking forward to playing for you all. While we did entertain the thought of just renting or borrowing a bunch of random gear and somehow continuing the tour and just improvising every night, it just doesn't seem like its going to work out. While it would be fun and we'd love to stick this out for everyone that was excited to see us, we feel like we came to perform a certain set of songs and if we cant do that then its probably best to just come back again when we have the necessary gear to do so. On top of that we are stuck here in Amsterdam until we are able to meet with the insurance company that is dealing with the fire, if we were to leave then we would risk losing out on the compensation that will be necessary for us to build our equipment back up.

As i said its all really devastating and we wish nothing more then to be in Brussels tonight (we were super excited about that show!) and to be able to continue on with our tour, but there is really no way for that to happen given the circumstances.
We are hoping to come back asap and make up for all this and we really want to thank everyone who bought tickets and everyone who was planning on coming out to the shows on this tour. It looked as if it was going to be one of our best yet thanks to y'all.......

See you when the smoke clears. peace and respect

Terrible news for the band, and their fans, although some might say that if you've got to be stuck somewhere, better Amsterdam than some other places.


One of these people isn't a people at all


Apparently someone's leaked a photo from the forthcoming The Seven Britneys Christmas Special, where acid reflux in the Tardis navigation system sees the seven regenerations of Britney meet up in a bid to try and stop Paris Hilton.

Oh, no, it turns out that Madame Tussauds has just launched a new Britney Spears waxwork - "to depict the pop star's return to form", and thought the best way to mark a plasticky model that doesn't really look like the star it's meant to represent would be calling in a bunch of people who don't look anything like Britney either.

And, for some reason, a Kelly Osbourne lookalike at the back right.

Naturally, such an event requires an explanation:

"We are delighted to be featuring Britney at Madame Tussauds London for the second time," said the venue's Liz Edwards.

"Her original figure captured a provocative pose from her 2001 Dream Within A Dream Tour and was extremely popular.

"However, she's undergone a huge transformation since then and we wanted to reflect her as she is now."

The cost of emotionally damaging the original waxwork beyond repair was exorbitant, so they made a new one. Boy, who knew that Tussauds would be willing to lose the iconic 2001 Any Dream Will Do tour look, or whatever it was. It's not like the schoolgirl/red pleather catsuit images were more iconic in the first place, is it?


Trinity Street closes?

There's some internety-buzzing suggesting that Music marketeers Trinity Street have gone in to administration - despite a client list including Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Ministry Of Sound and Radios 1 and 2. There's nothing official anywhere on the web yet, but the Twitterverse seems convinced it went down on Friday.


Chris Brown is sorry, like an HBOS banker

Having had a week to think about it, Chris Brown has issued a statement which, I guess, he thinks is in some way contrite:

"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person."

"Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writings under my name are frauds."

Yes, Chris, focus on what's really important here: someone suggesting that you'd changed your Facebook status. You might want to have a quick chat with your pastor, you mother, other loved ones and God about why people don't like you.


Gordon in the morning: Touché, Lily

Gordon stands on the sidelines as Lily Allen takes on Mike Skinner, applauding. Or at least copying stuff down from MySpace:

She said: “There’s a guy called Mike Skinner who records as The Streets and he did a record that basically talked about how awful it was to be rich and famous. I found that really boring.

“I’m always aware when I’m writing songs that other people have to be able to relate to them. If you look at a song like Not Fair, I think probably quite a lot of girls feel unsatisfied by their boyfriends in bed. I do. I think girls relate to that.”

You're right, Lily - god, Mike Skinner and his couplets about getting getting rich and famous and taking your clothes off and packing plastic and not knowing how it's supposed to make you feel. Oh... hang on, that one's yours, isn't it, Lily? You know, the song at number one that talks about how awful it is to be rich and famous?

And given that Skinner also managed to make an album out of a broken television and missing the return deadline for a DVD rental store, you might wonder if Allen has chosen the wrong target.

And since when did every song you listen to have to reflect your own life, anyway?

Perhaps she should stick to talking about drugs.

Still, Gordon must have taken in all this, and prepared a real zinger of a riposte, right?
It takes a brave man to date Lily.

Uh...

Let's move on, shall we? Mick Jagger has issued some sort of statement to kick off Brits week:
Mick thinks this is one of the best EVER times for British music — and he ruled rock for five decades.

He told me: “With British acts doing so well at the Grammys last week it’s proving to be a great period for home-grown talent right now.

“And what is so refreshing is the different styles that have been recognised — COLDPLAY, DUFFY, ADELE and RADIOHEAD make up an eclectic bunch, proving there’s a lot of fresh British talent out there.

“I like that these acts have paid their dues in the way we had to. There is certainly an upsurge of diverse Brit acts breaking through in the US and overseas — good to see it. Long may it continue.”

Jagger's ruled rock for five decades? What, from exile since about 1985?

Still, let's applaud that diversity - Coldplay, with their slow guitar music, Duffy, with her slightly faster guitar music, Adele, with her slow guitar music, but with a woman singing, and Radiohead, who make music that covers "everything else".

It's a pity Gordon didn't reveal if Jagger had memorised the BPI press release he was quoting, or if he was just reading it down the phoneline. Actually, Jagger's so rich, he might have a device which allows him to cut and paste someone else's words into his actual conversation.

Nice to see Jagger so enthusiastic about "paying dues", too - slightly ironic from a man whose band arranges tours to avoid paying taxes as far as possible. Even if you do accept that it's a Good Thing to slog around the lower levels before achieving success, it's hardly as if Adele and Duffy spent five or six years humping drumkits into TJs and the Roadmenders, working their way up through indie labels, before landing a slot on a major and releasing two overlooked albums before their breakthrough.

Still, this time, Gordon, you must have a zinger, right?
I can’t wait to toast them all at Wednesday’s bash.

Oh.


Sunday, February 15, 2009

Downloadable: Quite formidable joy

An almost eye-wateringly generous gift from NME.com: The whole of The Joy Formidable's A Balloon Called Moaning in MP3.


Bono: a shaky grasp on the past

There's much in Sean O'Hagan's interview with Bono in today's Observer Music Magazine, and if you were judging him on the basis of a singer in a rock and roll band, you'd probably be content with the breadth of his knowledge. But given that he's shaping public policy, his lack of understanding and glib grasp is a little worrying. Take this, for example:

It's a scary and an amazing time. Look, the world is waking up again. Not to get too grandiose on your ass, but there are shifts that always happen after a major crisis. So, after the First World War, the League of Nations; after the Second World War, the United Nations. The IMF, the World Bank, all came about after periods of crisis. And after 9/11, the Iraq dabacle, and the market meltdown of the last year, I think this is the moment when actually everything is up for grabs. It's like Bob Dylan says on Brownsville Girl [he breaks into a Dylan impersonation]: 'If there's an original idea out there right now, I could use it [laughs].' And there are original ideas out there, that's the thing."

You could just about accept "not to get too grandiose on your ass", I suppose, but when it's the most coherent part of the sentence, you might choose not to. "There's always shifts after a major crisis"? What does that mean? Is he suggesting that The League Of Nations was a good thing, despite it being a terrible, terrible failure which helped bring about the Second World War, while simultaneously allowing Africa to remain a playground for the Western Imperial powers? And wasn't, really, the Second World War the real shift that followed the First World War?

More closer to now, is Bono trying to smear together the terrorist attacks on September 11th, 2001, the Iraq "debacle" (I wonder if he ever called it that when he was hanging with George Bush) and the global financial meltdown into one, single, event? How does that make sense - after all, the global reaction to September 11th was almost in complete contrast to the global reaction to the invasion of Iraq?

O'Hagan asks Bono if he ever thinks he's being played:
"I don't care if I get the results. You have to judge me only by the results. If there were no results and you saw a picture of me hanging out with George Bush or Tony Blair or whoever, that would be a different matter. But if you see a picture of me and Bush and two years later you hear people saying 'How on earth did a conservative administration start the largest response to the Aids emergency yet?' I understand why people threw tomatoes at me at the time but even the worst critics have stopped."

Even the worst critics have stopped? Bloody hell, Bono, even you and Geldof were criticising world leaders for not doing enough last year. And you're hardly anywhere near your harshest critic.

It is true that Bush did support Africa more deeply than Clinton. But the evangelical edicts which came with much of the AIDs initiative money, like the Abortion Global Gag Rule, did a lot of harm, leading to the closure of clinics and making it harder for some people to receive condoms and sex education - so the funding of HIV drugs has to be seen in the context of the work Bush helped do to fuel the HIV crisis at the same time. And while Bono might think that it was his golfing trips at Gleneagles that swung the attention the Bush White House gave, especially in the second term, it's more likely that result of the Chinese rush to access the agricultural, energy and strategic value of African nations. For while there's been some Bono-pleasing health investment, Bush was building up AFRICOM. But perhaps Bono sees Africom as simply another body in the mould of the LON, the UN and the IMF.

So, O'Hagan asks, did Bono keep his opposition quiet in return for access to the White House?
"No, it's more that I don't make a song and dance about my criticism. Everyone in the White House knows where I stood on the war. In the run up and when it was just about to happen, I had many conversations where I expressed my feelings. But I felt I had to focus on this one thing which was, don't make a deal on extreme poverty. Make it truly colourless politically. It was the power of one clear idea. And it succeeded. And it was very, very difficult, and there was a lot of hand-holding, hours and hours, weeks and weeks, meeting after meeting after meeting, trying to get people not to play politics with the world's poor. And for me to alienate people who, to be fair to them, were often sending their sons to Iraq I just felt, I don't want to be shouting my mouth off about this war when really I have a chance, along with other people, of achieving for the first time broad political consensus on this one hugely important single issue of Africa and aid."

Aaah - it would have been too confusing for Bono to criticise the war publicly while campaigning on global poverty. Although, erm, somehow it wasn't too confusing for him to make his anti-war feelings known behind closed doors? That makes sense. It would have been distracting for us to know, but not for the administration.

Still, it's all in the past now. Bono is busily recalibrating his non-partisan stance into being surprisingly Democrat-friendly:
The amount of U2 fans who supported [Obama]! The young U2 fanbase were really active in the campaign. Though the One campaigners are from every political colour, an enormous amount of them were also campaigning for Obama."

Sadly, there are no questions about Bono's property developments, nor about U2's tax status. But then, you can't get everything in, can you?


Lily Allen - perhaps under torture

What, exactly, are we to make of the NME's coverage of the latest Lily Allen drug story?

Lily Allen has admitted that parents should encourage their children to take drugs.

She's "admitted" that, has she? Did she break down after a lot of harsh questioning, conceding that her previous stance of parents not encouraging children to take drugs was mistaken?


Jay-Z: This is not a time for soundbites, but...

Why does Jay-Z feel compelled to share his views on the Chris Brown/Rihanna story? Is it really because he's concerned? Is it because he feels the need to distance himself from men like Brown? Or is it just because he feels nothing really happens unless it comes wrapped in his perspective:

"It's not a sound bite, this is a real situation," Jay told reporters in Arizona. "If you can't have compassion for others ... just imagine it being your sister or your mom or someone like that, then think about how you should talk about that.

"I just think we all should just support her," he continued. "She's going through a tough time. You gotta realize she's a young girl, as well. She's very young."

If it was my mom or "someone like that", I guess I'd be happier if the story wasn't constantly being dragged back in to the news cycle, which, with each churn, makes a chance of a fair jury trial seem less likely. I'd hope that Jay-Z might have something else to talk about than to keep stressing how shit things were for my "someone like that".

UPDATE: At least Jay-Z's contribution is well-meaning. Surely we can all do without tiresome Project Runway winner Christian Siriano suggesting that Rihanna must have "had it coming". It's not clear why he was sticking around after winning his gameshow anyway; now, surely, it's time for him to go back to folding jumpers in Old Navy.


Bookmarks: Some stuff to read on the internet - Kraftwerk

Metafilter offers everything you might need to know about Kraftwerk's influence, and influences.


Summer Pops 2009: As exciting as a Q back issue

James M emails with news of next year's Summer Pops festival in Liverpool. He's not that thrilled:

So much for Liverpool moving on from its culture of nostalgia, Simon. "Beatle Day" looks set to be an annual orgy of reminiscing. Charities may well benefit, but that misses the point.

Last year's Capital of Culture was a largely wasted opportunity; local, unsigned bands were, contrary to all the official noises, treated as an afterthought as both "Beatle Day" & the Matthew Street festival wallowed in nostalgia for a band which split up 40 years ago.

The acts so far lined up for the Summer Pops also make a mockery of the Echo's
headline.

The Echo headline in question is:
Summer Pops 2009 set to be Liverpool's biggest and best yet

Bearing in mind that in previous years' pops have pulled in stars from Steely Dan, The Sugababes, Diana Ross and James 'not to everyone's tastes but unarguably a strong booking' Morrison, this year's must be quite something, right?
To get the ball rolling he has announced a list of perennial Liverpool favourites, The Australian Pink Floyd, Jools Holland, Simply Red and Deacon Blue.

The Australian Pink Floyd? Cancel the plane tickets, I'm summering on Merseyside...

James, you'd have to agree, has a point.


Downloadable: In Motion

To mark the re-release of In Motion's The Language Of Everyday Life - and, to be honest, its original 1990s incarnation was so small it actually constitutes a release - Indiecater Records are offering a free sample mp3 download of Hollow Blow.

Listen to the free track, but consider buying the whole thing. If you need any further persuasion, the band are giving any money they make to an Irish depression charity.


Sometimes, it's like Showbiz Zoe even bores herself

And who can blame her? If you're churning out a piece about Ronan Keating's bloody holiday plans, of course you might fall asleep in the middle of it:

Romantic Ronan Keating is extending Valentine’s Day into a Valentine’s Week by whisking his lucky wife Yvonne off to a ski chalet in Switzerland.

Although Boyzone haven’t been nominated for any Brits, I thought Ronan deserved an award for his thought-fulness as he told me: “I realise it’s important to keep the spice in your marriage.”

Let’s hope he doesn’t
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... and that's exactly how it ends. Perhaps Zoe is hoping that her reader might suggest some appropriate ending.

Perhaps "... put the spice in the wrong hole"? "... bore her to death in the way he's bored me"? "... have any nasty diseases"? "... sing"?


Woot-ton: ... and this is your Lily Allen on drugs

You can see what Lily Allen was trying to say when she suggested in a Dutch magazine that parents try a more honest approach with their kids when talking about E:

Lily said: “Parents should say, ‘Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don’t. Try it and see what you think’.”

Now, a sensible reaction to this might be to agree with Lily's general approach, but to perhaps engage with the question of if "try it and see if it kills you" is quite the right conclusion to be drawn.

Will Dan Wootton - who has got some help from Simon Ward for this one - take the opportunity to explore the question, welcome Lily's actually-quite-brave attempt to move the debate on, and consider if there's anything to be learned by those who shape drug policy in the UK by listening to a younger person? Or will he merely Google "drugs + bad + mmkay" and slap some half-arsed kneejerk reactions onto his page?
Tory MP Patrick Mercer called Lily’s drug rant “extraordinary”. Rob Broomfield, of Dad’s Against Drugs, slammed her as “immature”.

You might notice that this is two News Of The World writers, neither of whom know where to put an apostrophe.

[UPDATE: Lily Allen has said the News of the World "needs a better Dutch translator" and is consulting her lawyers.]


This week just gone

Down in the long tail, these pages were read just once in the last seven days:

1000: Toyah against the Immigration Centre
1001: David Van Day and Bobby Gee battle for control of the Bucks Fizz brand
1002: Mani suggest Bomb The Pentagon was renamed to avoid upsetting the CIA
1003: Conor McNicholas pledges to fight the axing of Radio One's Evening Session
1004: What the music channels were showing in 2002
1005: Public Enemy aren't too scared to come to Europe. Oh, no no no.
1006: Musicians launch Musicians United For A Strong Internet Copyright - MUSIC
1007: Why did the BBC hand over Fame Academy stars to a private company?
1008: Christina Aguilera: The casting call for Beautiful
1009: Rose West decides not to marry (sort of) Slade's Dave Glover

These were the recommended new releases:


Emmy The Great - First Love



download We Almost Had A Baby



Frida Hyvonen - Silence Is Wild



download Silence Is Wild



The Airborne Toxic Event - The Airborne Toxic Event



download The Airborne Toxic Event



Ida Maria - Fortress Round My Heart



download Fortress Around My Heart



Robyn Hitchcock - Goodnight Oslo



download Goodnight Oslo



Candi Staton - Who's Hurting Now?



download Who's Hurting Now



Magazine - Touch & Go Anthology



download Touch & Go



Hue & Cry - The Collection



download The Collection



Pet Shop Boys - Please (remastered)



Download the Pet Shop Boys

John Foxx - Cinemascope 6 Disc Box Set



Saturday, February 14, 2009

Don't stab, watch a film about idiots with guns instead

I'm still trying to work out if the Daily Mirror was having some sort of joke by tying its campaign to stop knife crime in with the hagiograph-flick of Biggie Smalls' life:

Biggie shielded his mother from his secret street life when he was growing up.

She said: "I didn't even know about the drugs until after he died. I thought it was powdered mashed potatoes he had under his bed, not drugs."

And presumably she thought that when he was banging on about his guns, he was talking about spudguns.

Seriously, Daily Mirror, you're elevating the man who sang Machine Gun Funk to some sort of spiritual figurehead against a knife crime crusade?
"When you kill you end up in a dark place yourself," she said. "I know Christopher wouldn't want to see so many young people feeling that they need to carry a knife.

"He would not want to see all the bloodshed."

If only he'd left some sort demonstration of that desire, eh?
All I want is bitches, big booty bitches
Used to sell crack, so I could stack my riches
Now I pack gats, to stop all the snitches
from stayin in my business, what is this? Relentless
approach, to know if I'm broke or not
Just cause I joke and smoke a lot
Don't mean I don't tote the glock
Sixteen shots for my niggaz in the pen
Until we motherfuckin meet again
Huh, I'm doin rhymes now, fuck the crimes now
Come on the ave, I'm real hard to find now
Cause I'm knee deep in the beats
In the Land Cruiser Jeep with the Mac-10 by the seats
For the jackers, the jealous ass crackers in the (car sirens)
I'll make you prove that it's bulletproof
Hold ya head, cause when you hit the bricks
I got gin, mad blunts, and bitches suckin dick
The funk baby

Oh, yes. He'd really be upset to think about people carrying knives.


Digital downloads pop up in local press

Trying times for local papers, challenged so much by digital media. So it's nice - and somewhat surprising - to see eMusic throwing some much needed advertising revenue at the local papers in the UK. Both the Milton Keynes Citizen and The Bucks Herald (and, presumably, other papers) are carrying adverts for eMusic this week.

Interesting approach - it'd be fascinating to see how many new subscribers this brings in.