Sony seek third, lonesome place

Perhaps because they've taken their eyes of the ball as they try and work out what they're going to do with millions of recalled laptop batteries threatening, any moment, to go up like Edward Woodward at the end of the Wicker Man, Sony have hinted they might try replicating the iPod/Zune style of linked, locked music store and player.

You know, like they did with the ATRAC format and the Connect store and its first generation of Walkman MP3 players.

Sony, clearly, are hoping to generate the hitherto unheard-of third-mover advantage by mopping up what's left after Microsoft's Zoomy has licked the residue of online sales from the iPod.

"Of course, Sony has the advantage of being a trusted bran..." said a spokesman, as he rushed off to throw a fireblanket over his laptop.

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Robbie Williams is not a registered financial advisor

Problems we'd not mind having: Gary Barlow has so much money he's taken to asking Robbie Williams what he should do with it:

"I spent a million buying antiques and art work which I didn't even want. Some of them I bought from (Sir) Elton John. Our house in Cheshire was full of clutter - every one of our rooms was crammed with stuff.

'We moved to London and decided to downsize and sell it all off. When I met up with Robbie I asked what he spends his money on. There isn't anything I really need any more so I just buy gadgets."

Some people living on the streets released a statement, welcoming the news that Gary has more cash than he knows what to do with and hoping that he continues to piss it away on robot dogs and jetshoes. "There's no ideas we can come up with to help him, unfortunately."

Barlow didn't reveal what Williams told him he spent his cash on, but we'd imagine "a pointless and ultimately futile attempt to try and buy some happiness to fill the aching and pointless void that is my gurning, fame-whoring life" is currently on hold for him down his local Argos.

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Mary J Billboard

Suggesting either a terrible lack of imagination, or else that Mary J Blige is some sort of superhuman performer, Mary J Blige has won nine prizes at the Billboard awards.

Nine.

Including Hip-hop artist of the year, female hip-hop artist of the year (no, we don't know why they have an all-genders and a gender-specific prize), hip-hop album of the year for The Breakthrough and Hot 100 airplay track of the year.

Blige was delighted with her haul:

"I've never received this many awards at any time in my career, ever. I remember a time when all my fans were crying and sad and going through hell. Now, we're trying to uplift each other and accept ourselves for who we are, even if nobody else does."

All your fans went through hell simultaneously? Are you confusing yourself with something else there, like a sign of the zodiac?

Rhianna also did well: female artist of the year, female Hot 100 artist of the year and Pop 100 artist of the year. "Aren't two of these prizes, like, identical?" she wasn't heard to say.

Tony Bennett was given the "Billboard Century" prize, which is somewhere between lifetime achievement and "we'll come and see you Sunday and play some Scrabble with you..."

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I hope that's not his pet name for his cock

Kasabian are preparing to plod about the country playing their songs. Or, as the Serge puts it:

“It’s going to be mega. We are unleashing Godzilla on the UK.

“The second half of the show turns into a massive rock ’n’ roll rave. It’s just what people need at this time of year.

“TAKE THAT, IL DIVO and WESTLIFE have taken everything dark side. Music is in a terrible state. We’re back to cheer everyone up.”

"Unleashing Godzilla" - is that actually such a good thing, what with his habit of destroying everything in his path?

We're not that bothered though. We doubt if Kasabian could quite manage to unleash Godzuki.

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Murphy: Daddy don't care

One minute, we're trying to adjust to the idea of Mel B and Eddie Murphy, at the hub of a Hollywood nuclear family. Now, Murphy's quit and is demanding "proof" that the baby is his.

They could do that by waiting to see if the child shows a lot of early promise but then starts doing any old rubbish for the money, but a DNA test might be quicker.

Murphy snapped at a reporter asking about how things were going with the missus:

“You’re being presumptuous, because we're not together any more.

“And I don’t know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test.

“You shouldn’t jump to conclusions, sir.”

Jumping to conclusions - like the woman you loved last week is a slag and probably carrying someone else's baby which she's been trying to pass off as yours - is, indeed, a terrible thing to do, Eddie.

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Doherty's deal: A round-up

So, apparently Pete Doherty was able to keep out of jail because he told the judge he was about to sign a big record deal, which may make some sort of sense. Although sincey having lost a deal didn't send him inside, we're not quite sure how that helps.

The Sun has found an outraged person:

Gaille McCann, of Mothers Against Drugs, said: “Others get banged up. He deserves jail.”

Unfortunately, the paper doesn't find room to explain how, exactly, sending him into a drug-packed jail system would help. Or, indeed, if that would have been the idea.

The Mirror reports that - according to witnesses - he spent the run-up to yesterday's court appearance, um, relaxing:

On Sunday night the Babyshambles singer caused mayhem in The Washington pub in North London, hurling pint glasses dangerously close to punters and crashing into tables.

Three days earlier Pete, 27, ripped down light fittings, smashed mirrors, upturned furniture and smeared blood on the walls at the £200-a-night Malmaison Hotel.

The junkie rocker - who checked in with a mystery female pal - also set off fire alarms and had a fight.

Presumably this was to prove he was still a rock star in some way.

The Daily Record notices that none of this made it into his defence:

Sean Curran, defending, told Thames Magistrates' Court that Doherty, 27, of London, was also arrested last month on suspicion of possessing class A drugs. He has not been charged as the substances are still being tested.

But the lawyer said: "He was in a multi-occupied vehicle."

Mr Curran added that Doherty's life had improved.

He continued: "My client is doing well. He has an EP released today, there's a tour scheduled.

"And they are on the verge of signing a substantial record deal which should be signed before Christmas."

District judge Jane McIvor, who at an earlier hearing revealed she was a fan of Doherty's music, said: "The offences are not so serious that only a custodial sentence can be justified.

"Hitting your pocket is the best way of punishing you. I am also going to disqualify you from driving for four months."

But we're a little puzzled - if the idea was to "hit him in the pocket", why was the fine only a few hundred quid at a time when he's supposedly about to sign a "big deal" and - according to The Sun - splashing £6000 on some paintings?

Hecklerspray isn't alone in thinking this all starting to get, well, a little samey:

In the space of just over a year he's gone from being the critic's dirty-fingernailed darling to a widely-regarded spuff-monkey, but it can't just be because Pete Doherty's music is rubbish, can it? [...]

Maybe this will be the last time that Pete Doherty will find himself in legal trouble over the possession of drugs. On the other hand there are still 27 days left of 2006, so it's possibly fair to expect him getting arrested another dozen or so times by then.

The Telegraph reports exactly what was in the car with beautiful precision:

Doherty, who has been in rehab to battle his drug addiction, pleaded guilty to possession of 0.05oz (1.4 grams) of cannabis, 0.06oz (1.82g) of cocaine, 0.05oz (1.37g) of heroin, 0.03oz (0.9g) of cannabis and a quantity of crack cocaine.

That precise 0.05oz measure was made possible by their wonderful digital hub.

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Delays thwart Bon Jovi

Back seventeen or so years ago, when building a new football pitch seemed to be a fairly simple task, Bon Jovi had been lined up to be the first band to play the "new" Wembley Stadium. Of course, they ended up having to come to Milton Keynes instead, and so - assuming that the FA manages to ensure the dressing rooms have been painted and the builders haven't forgotten to put in doors or something - Muse will be the first concert on the new hallowed turf.

So, that's quite an exclusive, then, as it must mean Muse are planning a tour in 2009.

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They say she's gotta go to rehab, she says "no, no, no"

Does Amy Winehouse have a drink problem? Or is she merely able to multi-task, drinking heavily and turning in a performance on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, for example?

Amy doesn't think there's a problem:

Speaking to 6music, she denied it and said her family and friends have got no concerns: "If they were genuinely concerned, I don't like to worry people I love. The tabloids aren't worried about me so they can do what they want."

There you are, then. Absolutely nothing to worry about, then.

Amy goes on to honk praise for another singer:

“She uses her position to say things which is important. I did that too much, now I just bite my tongue, I don't really care."

She's talking about Lily Allen. Lily Allen saying important things? Good lord, Winehouse, what the hell have you been drinking?

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Gwen gets it on with Keane

If the thought of Pink and the Arctic Monkeys makes you feel a little woozy, what about Gwen Stefani and Keane?

If you had doubts about Gwen Stefani - and, let's face it, that abomination based on High On A Hill Lived A Lonely Goatherd must given even her mutest pet girl-follower pause for thought - seeing her so excited at having something run up for her by Tim Rice-Oxley isn't going to make you feel any better:

"I'm lucky I was his first, because I'm sure he's going to go write with lots of girls after me.

"I wanted a ballad. I wanted to write 'Eyes Without a Face' or 'Killing Me Softly' or 'Time After Time,' and he was like, 'OK, Cyndi Lauper, got it,' like he was taking my order."

Yeah, just like it was a drive through restaurant. Funny that.

And a restaurant where people actually order the Cyndi Lauper.

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Pink wants some Sheffield

Almost like it was still the first half of the year, Pink has issued a new friend request to the Arctic Monkys:

'The first time I heard the Arctic Monkeys was on Radio 1,' she explained. 'I fell in love with their attitude - so original. I would love to do collaboration with them.'

Well, at least it's not Razorlight.

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Don't jump off the roof, Stapp

Scott Stapp is apparently annoyed that people have assumed his recent falling-off-the-balcony incident might have been connected in some way to falling-off-the-wagon:

"Yes, I did fall from my balcony. But I was kidding around with my friends.

"I was standing up on the balcony, which has poles, and we were just trash-talking and kidding around.

"I slipped. I got too high. I was leaning over and I slipped."

So: not pissed, then. Just astonishingly clumsy.

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Cruising to the top of the charts

We do enjoy a good old made-up story, especially when it's been carefully worded to contain an excuse for when nothing happens. Take the claims that cult spokesperson Tom Cruise was going to release a record:

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Tom's got a great voice. And he loves that song ever since his 'Top Gun' character Maverick sang it to woo his love interest Kelly McGillis. Katie proved how talented she is musically when she performed in 'The Singing Detective'.

Tom's vocal talents did not go unnoticed by several music producers who attended his wedding, and the couple have apparently been offered staggering sums to sign an exclusive record deal.

The only hurdle in the way of their chart success, however, is said to be Tom's obsession with Scientology.

The source added: "Music chiefs know it would be a massive hit so they don't want to lose all the money to a bizarre religious following. And record labels are reluctant to be associated with the strange faith. However, Tom is adamant. He said the song is a symbol of their love and Scientology is a basis for their companionship."

Yes, because if "music chiefs" had the opportunity to make a few hundred thousand, it'd really bother them if the artist took his slice and gave it to some made-up faux-religion. And, of course, Madonna and Beck haven't released a single record since they got culted up, because of that well known bar on major labels working with people of strange faiths.

Still, it's refreshing to hear what Tom Cruise believes is a symbol of his relationship with Katie Holmes:

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes
when I reach for you.
And now your're starting to critisize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying,
'Cause baby, something in you is dying.

What a pity there's no song called "Who could doubt the little guy's all man, when they see the fluff on my arm?"

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Metalcore: Don't tell us the dream's over

Metalcore is, like, dead dudes. It's not us saying so - it's Howard Jones. No, not that Howard Jones, either. The one from Killswitch Engage is reading the last rites:

"The dream's over dude! .... It'll still be around, because kids love heavy music; they love to be aggressive. But it won't get as much mainstream attention as it's been getting. So mark my words there. It's already happening."

Yeah, the heady days when metalcore was on the front of Newsweek and Killswitch Engage were invited to record the theme tune to Joey are at an end - if metalcore survives, it's going to be as a specialist niche passion.

Beyonce has already scrapped her planned metalcore release.

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Gennaro Castaldo Watch: Take That, twice

Everywhere you look, Gennaro Castaldo is enthusing over the chart double whammy of Take That, hovering atop of the singles and albums charts:

"To land a number 1 single and album in the same week is a feat that eludes most artists," he commented. "For Take That to pull it off after more than ten years away is truly amazing."

Castaldo told this to The Scotsman, the Metro, The Sun and even the Yorkshire Post.

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Breaking: Doherty keeps out of jail

BBC News are reporting that Pete Doherty's latest drugs possesion charges have resulted in a fine rather than imprisonment. It's unclear if he's the lucky sod beneficiary of an open-minded bench who believe that sending addicts to jail makes their problems worse, or merely the overcrowding of the British jails.

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Paolo Nutini: Hate racism, love the sound of your own voice

Curiously, trying to talk about why he's joined Rock Against Racism, Paolo Nutini gets lost in an anecdote about how he knows someone who knows someone who knows Bob Marley quite well:

I was lucky enough to sit down and have a chat with Chris Blackwell, president of Island Records, who signed Bob Marley.

"He told me he took Bob Marley to see a small bill of Island artists - John Martyn, Traffic and Free - before any of them had had a hit.

"And he said John Martyn changed his perspective entirely. Music's colour-blind. RoAR is a step in the right direction to raising awareness about the need to eradicate racism."

Is it just us being a bit slow? Is Paolo saying that it wasn't until reggae fan Chris Blackwell took Bob Marley to a gig that he realised racism was wrong? Does that make any sense?

Paolo continues, suggesting that there's not much difference between being a slightly chubby kid and bearing the brunt of institutional racism, targeted by the BNP and its ilk, being stopped and searched on the street:

"There's always been a thing with Asian people bearing the brunt of jokes. But you're dealing with people who are just the same as you. I've been at the receiving end for being a little chubby kid at high school.

"When it's only for where you're from and the colour of your skin, it sticks with children. It's not just a joke."

Righto... thanks for that, Paolo.

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You plonkers

The struggle to try and persuade people not to buy pirate recordings takes many forms: the Industry Trust for IP Awareness, a new body from the DVD industry, is having a crack at using cheap insults to ram its message home:

GIVING a fake DVD as a present this Christmas could see friends labelling you a dodgy geezer like Del Boy, according to a survey.

More than half of Scots questioned for a study said only cheap wheeler dealers like the Only Fools And Horses character would resort to poor quality gifts.

The problem here, of course, is that if you give someone a dodgy DVD, you're clearly not that arsed what they think of you anyway. "The person I only spent two quid on at Christmas thinks I'm cheap" isn't exactly ground-breaking.

The other problem with the approach is that the ITIPA have been attempting to portray DVD piracy as being the sharp end of "organised crime", a link which they undermine by then likening it to cuddly old Derek Trotter. Once again, you're left with the feeling that this sort of organisation knows the price of everything in popular culture, but don't actually understand what it's all about.

The first almost Mrs Federline

Another rustle in the undergrowth, and there stands the woman who was first engaged to be married to Kevin Federline, the recently uncoupled encumbrance to Britney Spears. No, not Shar Jackson: this is Kerri Whittington, who sniffs that she's not surprised it turned out this way:

"“It wouldn’t surprise me if he cheated on Britney Spears.”

“He was forever in Vegas and partying with his buddies and girls.

“There are more than enough stories of him getting close to strippers.”

“He’s horrible, he’s an embarrassment.”

Although it took Wittington three years to notice, apparently.

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That's Ben Mills out, then

The X-Factor trundles on in the background, the plastic jewel in the cardboard crown of ITV's Saturday night. ITV are now desperately trying to reassure audiences that Sharon Osbourne's promise to get her breasts out if Ben Mills wins through this week was "just a joke" and not a horrific threat of crimes against humanity.

Nevertheless, we're suggesting a protective vote for whatever other spods are still in the competition, and, if you must watch the programme next weekend, protect your eyes either by only looking through a piece of smoked glass, or by not looking directly at the screen.

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Now, that's your career arc

In 2006, Russell Brand was the host of the NME awards (and, it has to be said, it wasn't a totally happy experience).

Next year, he's being lined up to present the Brits. Which are due to return to live transmission.

Brand is 'cited, cause it's nice to present the Brits:

“I will do my level best to tear it up. Once it starts it is all in my hands. It it is going to be like the rock and roll Brits of old, returned to the controlled mayhem and danger.

“I am going to be the ringleader at this carnival of mayhem and I’m really looking forward to it.”

Carnival of Mayhem? The Brits? We know he's had some drug problems over the years but he must have seen one or two of them in the past, surely? Lifetime achievement awards for Noel Gallaghers and exclusive duets from Katie Melua-Tunstall and Damien Rice-Blunt and ooh, will it be Razorlight or Keane?

It's not so much ringleader at a carnival of mayhem; more gaffer on a turkey roll production line.

Still, we're sure it'll keep Ofcom busy.

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Why were the giraffes left behind?

To be honest, although it's now a deserted fairground and as such the sort of place that Scooby Doo would run around in a blind panic, Neverland without Michael Jackson is a less frightening place than it ever was when he was there.

Actually, the Scooby gang would probably have enjoyed getting to the bottom of the place when Jacko was there - we love the idea of a grand unmasking where Fred suddenly realises no, actually, that is the real face and not some plastic scary mask.

This morning's Sun visits the nearly-abandoned Xanadu. For some reason, the giraffes have been left behind.

Neighbours shudder and recall when Michael held court for young boys there:

Locals are glad those days are gone. During Neverland’s heyday, neighbours would hear classical music by Wagner echoing from the ranch — ending with the eerie recorded sound of kids laughing.

One teacher at a school next door recalled: “It was creepy — you’d hear it over and over.”

Apparently, Native Americans are looking to take over the land to build a casino on, although how they'll deal with the curse of building on an abandoned theme park career burial ground.

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This isn't it... is it?

There's some confusion over Giant Drag's status right now: although there doesn't seem to have been any official announcement, it sort-of-looks like Micah has quit the band, which leaves only Annie. And one person isn't quite a band.

We'll keep you posted.

Meanwhile, here's the way they were, as a slice of Sunday night YouTube goodness:

The Kevin Is Gay promo
Wicked Game live at Reading, 2006
This Isn't It promo
Cordial Invitation live in Glasgow
My Dick Sux live at Oxegen 2006

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Bookmarks: Some other stuff on the web

The Independent is shown the way The Long Blondes live: "I think in the Sixties it was used to make pornos. It's got loads of amazing decor still intact, shag pile carpets everywhere, even on some of the walls. There's actually a sauna."

Also from The Independent, five minutes with Tim Burgess (and doesn't that sound like a perfect raffle prize?): Thirty-seven was rough. I'd taken my excesses to the max. I had to choose between music and drugs. I wanted to be something else.

Decibel Magazine explores the wide-ranging eBay ban on black metal, and how it catches non-Nazi bands as well: The irony is that Hogan has repeatedly complained to eBay—unsuccessfully—about Candlelight promotional CDs being listed for sale on the site. "Whenever we've asked eBay to remove these auctions that are actual copyright infringements to our artists, they haven't. But all of a sudden, we're getting all these emails from our vendors saying that eBay is pulling down their listings. One is eBay's own company policy, which is fine—even though I think they should do their research better—but when actual legal rights are being violated, we can't get them to take the listing down."

BBC News Online meets Ian McCulloch, now sponsored by crisps to find new bands: Apart from being fun, what we are doing is worthwhile. Not every good musician is picked up by the press or labels because they often see what they want to see. I would love to find something that no-one else spots.

MTV News suggests a dozen ways Britney could get her groove back: Do wear designer clothes

The Wal-Mart look was funny for a minute, but why keep it when fabulous designers like Tracy Reese, Nicole Miller, Roberto Cavalli, Giorgio Armani and Dolce & Gabbana are just a phone call away? [The link should take you to the MTV HTML site and not the frankly shockingly poor hyper version, which seems to hijack your computer for fifteen minutes to tell you that, actually, you're not going to be shown a video you haven't even asked to see because of "copyright" - it's actually a more pisspoor effort than the Sun's new site, and that's saying something.)

Stereogum dig out Blender's 2003 Worst Artists of All Time Poll: We've got a few issues with it (Japan? Blind Melon? THE DOORS?), but things gel around the Top 4 or so.

Chromewaves goes competition crazy - you could win all your Christmas shopping, and take the next three weeks off

John Peel Every Day offers an interesting side-dish: a 1999 CD with Peel offering tips on people seeking radio careers.

Quick! More children can be the only answer

Since there's been no attempt to skirt the usual rules and background checks prior to adoption, we can confidently ignore this morning's claims in The People that things are so bad in the Ciccone household that "marriage gurus" are being consulted.

If that were true, then who gets custody of the orphans?

The People's source - in words which will doubtless help bolster David's self-esteem when he's older - doesn't entirely blame the kid:

"Although little David has brought a ray of I sunshine into the couple's lives, the strain and pressures of intro-' ducing a new child from a different culture into their family has understandably brought additional pressures."

The sort of pressures the usual slow-but-methodical adoption process can help prepare couples for, of course.

According to the paper, they're seeing Tricia Barnes, who made the A Woman's Guide To Loving Sex video. Her belief is that women should be more positive and assertive in their sexual relations. An area, we're sure, that Madonna really needs some work on.

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So the dress is old, there's blue veins... what does that leave?

According to the sort of people who spend their time tracking Pete Doherty's every move, he's bought a wedding dress which, depending on your viewpoint, is either a vintage one, or second hand.

He's trying to keep the dress out of public view, which the Doherty-watchers are interpreting as a sign he's keeping it for Kate to get married in, although to be honest, when men buy dresses and try and hide them from their mates, there's usually a more simple explanation.

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Good lord... who's been sitting on your sofa?

Janet Jackson was asked to make a donation to some sort of charity. She rummaged around down the back of her sofa - no, really - and found five grand in loose change. See, if you wear skimpy clothes all the time, you can't keep track of your tanners and ha'pennies.

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Christmas is cancelled this year

It is, that is, if you're a Biffy Clyro fan. Having spent a few months not doing very uch, they've come up with the wheeze of releasing their next single on Christmas day - presumably to tap into that lucrative new iPod market, or maybe as an alternative to double helpings of EastEnders and the bloody Snowman again. Anyway, it'll still be there on boxing day. Batteries for the track, Semi-Mental, are probably not included.

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Must the kids fling this pop filth at us?

Emerging from the darkness comes news of a Christmas party: The Kids do at 93 Feet East in London. It's free, and you can't say fairer than that, even with the falling dollar and everything.

These are the details:

13th December - London 93 Feet East.
KIDS Christmas Party - featuring:
BANDS: The WOMBATS, West End Girls, The Young Playthings, Findlay Brown
DJs: Popjustice, True Grit, KIDS DJs
7pm until we get chucked out

Blimey. Obviously, if you live in Wales or Nova Scotia, or Milton Keynes, this is all a bit of a moot point. But good news if you have an Oyster card.

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Isn't this the sort of thing you shouldn't say in public?

Very few people, outside of a small knot of thirteen year-olds, though there was anything much original about Evanessence, but is it entirely wise for Amy Lee to publicly admit Fallen was pretty much stolen ideas?:

EVANESCENCE singer Amy Lee has slammed her ex-boyfriend and former bandmate Ben Moody for "ripping off" other musicians on their hit album Fallen. Lee accused guitarist Moody of copying existing songs. He left the group in 2003.

Sure, she might have got the frisson of joy that comes from calling your ex a cheesecock, but if some of the artists who he'd been xeroxing decided they'd like to get some sort of payment, there's little defence Lee could now offer, surely?

It's wiser, in these matters, to restrict your public dissing of your ex to remarks about his tiny penis and poor social and domestic skills.

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This week just gone

As ever, we start the week with a backwards No Rock and Roll Fun glance.

The ten most read individual articles this week, most of which have been called up as masturbatory aids, and thereby guaranteeing a level of detumescence not seen since Kid Rock couldn't shift the image of Borat and his Pammie:

1. US bans exports of iPods to North Korea - "shuffle function could trigger nuclear accident", or something
2. Heather McCartney porn photos resurface...
3. ... closely followed by breakfasts
4. Does KT Tunstall like girls?
5. McFly hope to avoid curse of Busted by waving willies
6. NME Cool list: they might not like her music, or her chances of selling well on the cover, but they adore Beth Ditto
7. More Heather Mills porn business
8. RIP Alan Freeman
9. Free Josef K mp3 downloads for all
10. Britney's first husband promises to detail their sex life. All one time, we suspect.

You can absorb the week on a single page,
or skim the previous fortnight in a single post.

This list has been checked twice - guaranteed:


Luxury repackaging makes it two wheels on Lucinda Williams' gravel road


To Rococo Rot collect some vinyl-only stuff and stick it on a delightful CD


Three albums in, and the Dexateens finally release their debut


A chance to buy all the John Peel-Clive Selwood Dandelion singles - something nobody, we suspect, did at the time


Big ole black box of Bergman - the perfect gift for a friend who doesn't celebrate Christmas. Or anything, much


Bob Monkhouse boxset. How it should be done.


Carter USM caught live slightly past their prime


Want 365 days of Mickey Pearce-styled crack-whoring? Try a Pete Doherty 2007 calendar