That'll teach Kim

As if life starving to death under the leadership of a paranoid case wasn't already grim enough, the American State Department has banned North Koreans from getting their hands on iPods, along with a large number of other luxury goods.

It's interesting: Saddam doesn't have weapons, and yet America and the UK invade, dropping depleted uranium onto children and sparking a massive civil war.

Kim develops and tests nuclear weapons in full view of the world media, and all North Korea has to contend with is the blacking out of some of the pricier items in the Argos catalogue.

We're sure Kim Jong Il will be really annoyed, though. After all, a man who is able to pull together a few nuclear bombs out of thin air is going to find putting his hand on a couple of Video ipods well beyond his evil abilities.

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