Britney's first husband breaks his silence

He's kept his silence for months - hundreds of times longer than he kept her as his wife - but now Jason Alexander has decided he can resist the interview circuit no longer (which means either The Sun has found his price, or else he's accepted he's not getting any rebound action this time):

“I have always loved her and I always will. It’s best for everyone that Kevin and her have split. She is much more confident now.

“I was really shocked when she married Kevin. I figured it was a fling that would fly over. I never thought she’d marry him. He always seemed so negative."

Well, he was half right - it was a fling that flew over. Although, of course, she did marry him.

“Their problems were because she had kids and that he wanted to pursue a career and was just never home.”

Unlike, of course, his own marriage to Britney which never even made it home, choosing instead to stick to the time-honoured "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" slogan.

Of course, having discarded the maker of 2006's worst album, Britney hooked up straight away with the maker of the second worst: from K-Fed to Paris Hilton. Jason, clearly, has been thinking about Britney and Paris a lot:

http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=1930103 “All beautiful girls like other girls in some way. All girls are attracted to other girls. She found other girls attractive, yes, but we never did anything about it."

We can only imagine what state that young man's sports socks are in at the moment.

He breaks off from his sapphic reverie long enough to talk about his own time cramping Britney's inner bisexual. But not in too much depth, as he's got a book to plug:

“It focuses on all the stuff that no one knows.

“It’s about the marriage, my friendship with Britney and all the lines in between.

“Britney knows about it. There are things in the book that will upset her. There will be things in the book she will be mad at.

“It’s all the details of the wedding and all the stuff that’s been going on.

“It talks about everything. There is no holding back because that’s what people want to know about.

“It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like.”

Brief and drunken, we're guessing. And just maybe she kept asking if she could call him Helen.

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