Showing posts with label housekeeping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label housekeeping. Show all posts

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Just in case you missed it...

It's Christmastime, and that's no time to be afraid. Unless reindeer give you the jibbers, of course.

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who's read, commented, pointed out that I've confused Katy Perry with Kelly Monteith for the sixth time this month, taken offence, written a thinly disguised advert best price off-licence drugs help with bad things, or just simply clicked on the link expecting to see Beyonce's breasts.

Merry Christmas, one and all. Yes, Bono, even you.


Thursday, November 27, 2014

2014 Forever: The uberlist

The year is almost gone and, unlike every band ever, once it's split, it's not coming back.

This post does little more than collects the pages that form the annual review.

Other people's lists - a collection of favourite albums & tracks from the year

Month-by-month reviews:
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November


Valete

Interesting releases


Saturday, October 11, 2014

Listen with No Rock: Tweeter's Tales

If you've ever been seized with a desire to want to know what I sound like, and don't have the sort of unfettered access to people's phones only available to News International journalists and the Met Police, good news: I've been given the honour of featuring in an episode of Tweeter's Tales, in which Rick and I swap tales of Tony Hadley, Alan McGee, and - inevitably - Bono.


Monday, November 25, 2013

2013 Steps To Nowhere: The year in review

No Rock And Roll Fun is coming to the end of the year - I suppose everyone is - and that means it's time to gather the best records, in ours and others' opinions, review the year in a twelve-part canter through the months (that's coming closer to Christmas), and remember those who've died over the year.

This post, though, doesn't do much beyond provide an index to all these endeavours. It will grow as the days pass.

Other People's Choices

Most read on No Rock 2013

January in review
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December

Best releases of the year
Valete: A year of obituary pieces

Eurovision 2013 - full coverage
Glastonbury 2013 - full coverage
Brits 2013 - full coverage
Mercury Music Prize
NME Awards


Wednesday, July 17, 2013

We've had lots of letters: Misheard lyrics

In case you only ever read No Rock after it has come through a feed, you might have missed James' comments on the truly terrible 'misheard lyrics' survey.

And that would be a shame.

So here it is, above the line:

Speaking of horrible PR stunts and press releases, have you seen that dog of a story about 'most frequently-misheard lyrics' that's been doing the rounds? I wasn't too surprised when it first turned up on Digital Spy - They'd publish a pizza delivery menu if you stuck a photo of Peter Andre to it - but then it turned up on the BBC News site :( http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23284179

Apparently a survey of 1350 people has found that the most-misheard lyric is by the Eurythmics - It claims a third of people surveyed thought the line was "Sweet dreams are made of cheese". It also reckons the second-most-misheard is Rihanna supposedly singing "We found Dove in a soapless place".

There was something particularly irritating about this story, more so than the average survey-as-cheap-PR-where-news-used-to-be piffle. How does this sort of survey work? Did they ask 1350 people "What lyrics do you mishear?" and then hope that lots of them suggest the same ones? And isn't a survey of misheard lyrics a bit like asking people to name all the countries they've never heard of?

But mainly; That Rihanna one. Really?? In a song called 'We Found Love', people actually thought she was singing 'We found Dove'? They honestly think we'll believe that many people confused an 'L' sound with a 'D'? I suspect they're talking boddocks.

Sorry, I appear to be ranting in a comment box. Bad habit.


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

We need to talk about '11: 2011 overview

This post doesn't do much right now, but over the next month or so it will be a hub - a hub - for our year-end content. A list of it will appear down beneath this bit.

Lest we forget: 2010 2009 2008

Other people's best-of picks
Month-by-month reviews of the year
Records of the year
Valete


Saturday, November 12, 2011

30,000

How to mark this, the 30,000th post on No Rock And Roll Fun?

With a song with an appropriate title - Wilco's My Thirty Thousand - and a song which captures how music can be hugely important, and make a difference, and be a focus and a rallying point for good:



Thanks for reading, commenting and suggesting stuff.


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Ten years on

Ten years ago this morning, the first post appeared on this blog.

Of course, it was always going to take bit of time to hit our stride and work out exactly what it was we were going to do with this "blog" thing. Today, we're closer than ever to having a bit of an idea. Maybe give it a couple of years, and we'll know where we're going.

There's only one way we can mark this auspicious occasion: with thanks to Sleater-Kinney, from whom we borrowed the name.


Saturday, February 13, 2010

Facebook: We're delivering there, too

In order to help Google Buzz out a bit, No Rock is making Facebook a little bit less good by launching what you have to call a 'presence' on Facebook. You can become, in some way, a fan. Should you wish.


Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas

Compliments of the season - whatever it is you may or may or may not be celebrating today - to everyone who reads No Rock.


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Amazon defailing

So, after Amazon responds to the reaction to the sudden vanishing of books from its search and sales data, the inquest begins. What was going on?

Everyone seems quite keen to believe that it was down to Weev, because that makes Amazon still seem lovely. The problem, of course, is not just that Weev's code doesn't apparently work (although he responds, understandably, that using it now is going to fail as Amazon have been post-bolted-horse-door-bolting); it's more the philosophical question as to why if he, and his army of "third world" helpers, were targeting Gay and lesbian, bisexual or transgender books, titles like Girl With A One Track Mind or Lady Chatterley's Lover were vanishing, too.

A more plausible explanation for what went wrong has emerged, though: could sexy titles have been lost in translation?

Former Amazonian Mike Daisey offers some insight.

"After hearing from people on the inside at Amazon, I am convinced it was in fact, a 'glitch,'" he says on his Web site. "Well, more like user error--some idiot editing code for one of the many international versions of Amazon mixed up the difference between 'adult' and 'erotic' and 'sexuality.' All the sites are tied together, so editing one affected all for blacklisting, and ta-da, you get the situation."

According to Daisey's inside sources, "A guy from Amazon France got confused on how he was editing the site, and mixed up 'adult,' which is the term they use for porn, with stuff like 'erotic' and 'sexuality.' That browse node editor is universal, so by doing that there he affected ALL of Amazon."

That would be a better explanation of the range of titles which vanished.

After the extreme and rapid Amazon backlash, of course there must be the backlash backlash, with some commentators suggesting that it was unfair to call this an Amazonfail because it might have been hackers exploiting the system. Perhaps - although you'd have to ask if a system that was thus exploited wasn't full of fail in the first place - but certainly, responding to questions from authors who had vanished from search with a tart "yes, that's the policy" email is a PR fail of enormous proportions.

Still, we've all learned something from the tale. Perhaps Amazon might now be working on a better way to keep kids away from porn, without keeping adults away from erotica. Good luck with that, Amazon.


Wednesday, December 31, 2008

As the year clambers to a close...

Just a quick message to everyone who reads this, and especially sends tips, comments or generally wades in: thanks so much for being around in 2008, and all the best for 2009. May the year to come bring you everything you would wish for yourself. Unless, you know, you're wishing for vertical jiggling with Gordon Smart. Unless you're Mrs Smart.


Saturday, November 29, 2008

2008 in chunks

As we approach the last bits of the year, don't forget to keep an eye on the 2008 best-of list round up entry, which expands as more interesting and questionable reviews of the year appear online. Latest additions include the 2008 Best Box Sets from the New York Times and Fact Magazine's favourite reissues.


Sunday, November 09, 2008

For those of you who don't like the tabloid coverage...

Here's a small gift for you if you enjoy No Rock but are one of the commenters who mention - often - that you don't think we should do the stuff about the tabloids:

a webfeed that delivers all No Rock posts, but without the 3AM Girls or Gordon Smart posts.


Sunday, October 19, 2008

This is why we're not selling much chickpea salad these days

An email arrives, bringing worrying news:

Hello, my name is Chuck Stewart and I am an internet marketing specialist. I was looking at websites under the keyword vegan food and came across your website http://xrrf.blogspot.com. I see that you're not ranked on the first page of Google for a vegan food search.

I'm not sure if you're aware of why you're ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is.

There's no reason you can't have a top three ranking for the keyword vegan food based on your site structure and content. You have a very nice site.

You need significantly more one way anchor text backlinks. If you're interested I can help you with this...

I'd assumed my poor positioning on searches for vegan food might have had something to do with having posts about Meat Loaf. But maybe Chuck - who runs a company called Linksqueue - really knows something I don't. Clearly he understands the links between a meat-and-dairy free diet and snarking about Noel Gallagher that I'm missing...


Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Hello...

Yes, since you ask. Nudging 103 it was. And the swelling, you don't want to know about the swelling. No, you're better off not getting too close.


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Coming delight

Unless Relocation, Relocation is especially compelling, we'll be live blogging the Brits from 8pm this evening.

Of course you have better things to do.


Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Updated lists

Amongst recent revisions to the best-of lists are the iTunes sales charts from the US, which basically reveals that some people don't even deserve iPods. Fergie? Plain White Ts?


Wednesday, November 14, 2007

No Rock and Roll Fun is 20,000

This post really is to warn you that, in another 4,999 post, we'll be doing something to "celebrate" the 25,000th post on No Rock.

To stop this being totally redundant, a few quick pieces of housekeeping.

First, I'm slowly working through the older archive posts to try and get them into some sort of housestyle, properly tagged, more easy to search and so on; it's going to take time, but that's why some old posts look like they were posted yesterday and some are laid out completely differently. I'm not changing any of the content of the posts - although some of the more egregious spelling mistakes might be corrected - so, if the story points through to a page that has, in the last few years, vanished from the internet, it'll still be there and - however tempting it might be - I'm not going to change posts to benefit from hindsight. ("How splendid a choice Billie Piper is to accompany Doctor Who...")

Second, some other ways you can 'enjoy' No Rock: we're flattered to be part of The Word magazine's News Aggregator, although having our posts rubbing up against shoulders with the likes of Andrew Collins and Rob Fitzpatrick makes us feel like a caravan parked in Park Lane.

You can actually have posts delivered the moment they happen (sort-of) via email, which is an almost-secret; we've been routinely getting Blogger to post entries to a GoogleGroup for the last - blimey - 13,000 messages or so, to develop a separate archive in case anything bad ever happens. 13,000 messages suggests it's quite a robust service, so if you prefer that method of getting stuff, sign up at GoogleGroups.

You'll probably have spotted down there on the left there's been a Tumblr feed which churns out bits and pieces of non-No Rock stuff that grabs me as I wander about the internet; it also pulls in stuff from my Twitter feed, which you can follow - should you wish - directly. It's the microblogging revolution.


Sunday, January 28, 2007

Regular visitors might notice...

We've had a bit of a shift around and are wearing a bright new look - out goes the all-blue theme, in comes something slightly crisper. We think this is the fifth redesign we've done - including the slightly icky brown-and-cream version which didn't last very long. We'd love to hear what you think, especially if there's bits you find that aren't working.