AT LEAST WE NOW KNOW...: So, that's why there ain't no party like an S Club Party. The sad thing is, the obvious set-up publicity scam is so creaky, they'd even have rejected it as a plot for Miami 7 - even down to the bone thrown (oh yes) to that lucrative gay audience - c'mon, they were found with a spliff - whats with the strip search if not to provide gay pop boys with a few days worth of punchlines?

BITTER, ME?: The catty pay-off of Alan McGee's review of David Cavanagh's Creation book has been well-reported (Martin Carr is rubbish! Nyah!) but the whole piece is worth reading, if only for the repeated mantra of "Paolo Hewitt's Book" - apparently the Bible to Cavanagh's Story of O. Surely McGee can't be trying to diss the book because its not always positive? Surely not...
Poptones - the McGee review - so, was Creation about selling out to Sony Records and retiring with a big fat cheque, Al? And that The Legend! jibe - thats just going too far...

Popstars: Why? In god's name, why?