No Rock And Roll Fun

THIRTY MINUTE PARTY PEOPLE: Moderately amusing guardian piece today, ringing round to find out how much it would cost for various stars to do a birthday party show. Best bit is either that Dannii Minogue comes in at three Bucks Fizzes (which is only one more than there actually is), or that her agent is so desperate for bookings, he calls Dannii direct. Oh, and that he can't recall any of his own talent's songs.
How much for Kylie? - Don't bother with the Rolling Stones. They don't do corporates. Apart from themselves, of course.